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Free personality analysis from ColorQuiz.com.
Fri 12 June 2009
22:03:54

Generated on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:02:49 -0700

Your Existing Situation

Needs excitement and constant stimulation.
Willingly participates in activities that are thrilling and offer adventure.

Your Stress Sources

Feeling empty and isolated from others and trying to bridge the gap between himself and others. Wants to live life to the fullest and experience as much as possible. He cannot stand any restrictions or obstacles put in his way and only longs to be free.

Your Restrained Characteristics

"Feels he is carry more than his share of problems. He is flexible and laid back, sticking to his goals and working to overcome any difficulty."

"He is able to find satisfaction through sexual activity, but can be restless and emotionally distant so he never really gets too involved with others."

Current events leave him feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation.

Your Desired Objective

"Is very intense person who seeks excitement and sexual stimulation. Wants others to see him as an exciting and interesting person, who is also charming and can easily influence others. Uses his charm to increase his chances of success and gain other people's trust."

Your Actual Problem

"Fights resistance or limitations, and insists he is free to develop in his own way. Rewarded by accomplishing things on his own, with little to no help from others."

Your Actual Problem #2

Is afraid he will be held back from obtaining the things he wants leading him to act out with a hectic intensity.
So you want to write...
Mon 1 June 2009
11:37:07

...but you and your typewriter have had a falling out. The missed dates, the slammed doors, the stuck ribbons, the feeling that there is more. Well, there is! It's called a computer. They are not just for surfing porn anymore! There are a number of excellent writing tools you can use to keep track of all of your notes, bits of text, pictures, etc. that you use when you write.

The only hardfast and important rule for writing is write! Write anything about anything. Keep the words flowing. When you are blocked, just start writing drivel. Eventually, the words will start flowing again. Don't worry about logorrhea. That's what editing is for.

But, there is the issue of what to use for writing. In the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth, writers made cramped notes on crumpled packing paper using ink made from burned twigs and spit and a quill pen they stole from a goose that chased them about the yard. These days, life is much simpler. Today's analog method is index cards--you know, those 3"x5" things you used to make notes on for making a speech in class and were always out of order when you did your best to mumble your way through your presentation on Hans Brinker. But, remember. You are a writer, not a speaker. And a pile of index cards, filled with ideas, notes and character sketches can easily be reordered into a cohesive whole. Legal pads and spiral notebooks are the choice of the longhand writer. Write on one side though, so there is plenty of room on the facing pages for notes, ideas, additions, revisions, etc.

If you want to save a tree or two, however, the computer is the way to go. I use a Mac, but only because the Atari ST family is no more. (A moment of silence...) You can use any computer you want, really. As far as I am concerned, the older, the better. Older means: simpler, less distraction, no Internet. However, make sure that you can get your text onto a storage medium that can be transfered to another computer, if needed. There's no use using that old Famicon with add-on BASIC and saving your file to a 128K QuickDisk if nothing else in the world can read it.

Now, to writing tools. On the Mac, if you just want to type away, there are a number of word processing programs, from Simple Text on up Word 2029 from Microsoft. This article isn't really about them. Any program that can edit text will do if all you want to do is edit text. What you really need is a way to organize yourself so that when it comes to write, all your ducks are in a row: all your notes are at hand, your plot has been carefully hashed out and dutifully recorded or, for you organic types, you have several points in the story and how your characters get there are as much a mystery to you as it is to them! So, without further ado, here they are:

Scrivener: is the jack-of-all-trades and master of none. It is the Mister Potato Head of writers software. The potato is well-formed, but all the features--the eyes, nose, ears, mouth--have all been randomly chosen and stuck on haphazardly. Do you need index cards? They're there, but are painful to use. Outliner? Yup, it's there too, but only slightly more useful than the index cards. The Bindery--the hierarchical storage system where you stuff all your text and ideas is the part that really shines here. Strong and robust, you can nest folders to your heart's content and nothing seems to phase it. Everything else is like warts. One of the best forum communities. Version 2.0 should be out later in 2009 and, hopefully, the program will be given a complete makeover so all the half-baked stuff will be fully baked.

Ulysses: it's pretty and all, but the features are too limited to really be able to use for anything serious. There is no hierarchy to the file storage. It's one good feature is great number of little windows that can show various bits of your text all at the same time. Oh, and it's kinda purty to look at, too.

CopyWrite: A nifty little program that has all the features you could want except hierarchy. The storage is flat as a pancake, although you can click a tab and have just characters show up, or just plot points, or whatever categories you have created to squirrel your little nuggets away. The program is solid, lightweight, and if the lack of folder storage doesn't bother you, it's very recommended.

StoryMill: ugh. I tried to try this one, but it's just awful. Download the demo and make yourself cry.

WriteItNow: Ugly as sin, and Java-based, but not in a good way. Three thumbs down!

SuperNoteCard: probably the finest Java application ever written. Aside from a few quirky navigational things that are un-Mac-like and would need to be hard programmed, it's a very well thought out and flexible system that uses the index card paradigm and does so very successfully. You will be able to feel the paper cards in your fingers as you navigate around in your stacks of cards. The Global Find and Replace function is phenomenal; spellcheck is flexible and fast and you can feed it your own word file; and the flags and Factors features can be used for anything once you realize the simplicity of the concepts. The only downside is that you will need a newer operating system with lots of memory and at least 1Ghz of processing power to run the software. (Java virtual engines are notoriously slow. Shame on you, Sun!) As well, while you can pop open anything in a separate window, there's currently no way to split the screen to view two items at once, so there is a bit if window fiddling, but this should be addressed in the next update. Also, the forum is a bit quiet.

Z-Write: The ur-program that seems to have started it all. It appears to be moribund now, but it was written in RealBasic to run in Classic. A simple window that kept track of all your files on the left and allowed you to write on the right. Revolutionary after years of one-window-at-a-time word processors with constant shuffling and resizing.

Jer's Novel Writer: The tool for the serious inner Hemingway in you. Has a brilliant sticky note system that is elegant and incredibly useful and satisfying. So good, in fact, that Apple appears to have ripped it off for Pages. (Apple, be nice and give Jer a million bucks. It's nothing to you and he could probably use the money.) Unfortunately, every thing else about the program is a bit of a nightmare to me and not very elegant at all. The hierarchical filing system for chunks of story is strictly B&D and slavish to the XML that sits beneath it. After I entered in my huge outline, I could hear the program creaking as it threatened to collapse. The database is very inconvenient to use. But just for the sticky notes, this may be the program for you. Excellent community in the forum.

Classic-Only: The best solution I have found is NewNotePad II. While it is not strictly for writing, it is a very well-implemented and elegant notes program that can be nested with folders inside of folders to your heart's content. All of your data is saved in a single file that can be opened as text in any other program if you ever need to perform a rescue operation. There are three flaws with the program that I have found: the tab key is strictly for navigation, there is no spell check, and there is no split screen. However, typing up in a separate word processor set up to take up half the screen while NewNotePad II takes up the other half is the perfect symbiotic relationship. There is only the extra step of copying and pasting your chunks of text from the word processor into a new note, which is incredibly simple. Anything pasted into the window generates a new note entry automatically.

For the word processor, I recommend Nisus Compact, the old freeware version of their software, still available for download. It has spellcheck, the Webster's Thesaurus (the British version has an insane number of bizarre words in it!), and a wonderful word count feature that counts everything from punctuation and spaces to average letters per word. It also gives you two reading level indicators. The Flesch Reading Ease indicator is a number from 0 to 100 where 0 is impenetrable text and anybody can read a 100. (I believe "Green Eggs and Ham" came in at about 110.) It also gives the reading Grade Level, from 1 to 12, meaning the number of years of education needed to easily understand your writing. Take these with a grain of salt, but they are a good indicator of how convoluted your writing style may be. Oh, and avoid IdeaKeeper. A fine idea for its time, but the implementation is clunky, at best. NewNotePad II is far more elegant and usable.

This set up should run on anything that can run System 7.5.x on up to OS 9.2.2 and even in Classic mode if your Mac is OS X only.

What do I use? For my master, I use SuperNoteCard on the big iBook. This is the final word for everything. On my little 5300c laptop, I use the NewNoteCard II/Nisus Compact setup. Simple and quiet with no Internet to distract me. Compose here and using a Compact Flash, copy and paste the stuff into SuperNoteCard later. Good way to back up and pleasant busy work while I think about how the next chapter is gonna go.

Final Recommends: SuperNoteCard (for Mac, PC AND Linux!) and/or NewNoteCard II/Nisus Compact.

Runners Up: Jer's Novel Writer and CopyWrite.

Wait for version 2.0 of Scrivener before going there. It will probably take the lead.
Happy Families
Thu 28 May 2009
12:55:31

This is a novel I wrote yonks ago and am finally getting around to sharing it on the website again. previously, it was all online as html files. I have since recombined them all, re-edited and turned them into a single, downloadable PDF file.

While probably not the finest prose ever known to be written, I think you will find it short, breezy, funny and, quite possibly, offensive. It is a story of murder, mayhem and cross-dressing as three characters bounce around in search of their true selves.

Download it here: Happy Families

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it.
Linuces I Have Known and Hated
Fri 5 December 2008
22:00:25

Just got a new Acer Aspire One "Netbook" and I adore the thing. It's purdy, perky and pretty darn powerful. It may be tiny... but it's strong! The fact that it thinks it's dual-core is just too cool! 1GB of RAM and a 160GB hard drive and its ready to rock.

Unfortunately, the version of Linux it comes with--Linpus--is really kinda for people who have never touched a computer before. It's also a bit touchy. Don't play with it or it will break. The stock games just plain suck and they want you to pay for them, too! It does come with OpenOffice, but it's an old-news 2.whatever version. Firefox is also version 2.

However, the one thing that annoys me about this laptop is the wireless. It's kinda wimpy and uses a rather new-fangled Atheros card, that while there are drivers, they are persnickety and require the latest and greatest kernel you can compile. Or, you need the madwifi drivers, some chicken bones, a goat, an altar, etc., etc. And, even then, the WiFi can drop out on you for no reason and only a couple of reboots and a few more prayers will solvw. Hopefully, the firmware will get sorted out soon.

So, being the intrepid explorer I am, I decided to find the perfect Linux to install on the machine. My limitations were that I would not install anything larger than a 700MB LiveCD and only a bit of very minor hacking (such as an update or one small change to a config file) should be required to get everything working. If Linux wants to play with the Big OSes, then it had better put its money where its mouth is and recognize all my hardware. Secondary considerations were what desktop manager and software were included in the stock install. So, without further ado, here is the list, in alphabetical order except that the top three are counted down at the end.

#! : A very nice-looking Linux, sparse and gloomy with its grey-on-grey theme, I wanted to like it, but it is based on Ubuntu--the kiss of death for wireless on this machine. It no worky out-of-the-box and will break with pretty much any update you can apply. Other than that, a very good distro, would download it again.

Arch : The disk was an installer only, not a Live CD. There's a whole lotta configuratin' goin' on here. I believe it is ultimately derived from Slackware, and while that is a fine thing, it means you need to know Linux inside-and-out. I am not quite there yet. Oh, and X refused to start whatsoever. The Intel GMA 950 video chipset and 1024x600 video was too much to handle for some distros.

Austrumi : Fails boot with some weird-ass error. Seems to be a funky hardware thing. It looked interesting, so I booted the MacBoot on it and discovered that while it looked pretty, there was not a lot going on there. Too bad. I wanted to like it...

Caos : An extremely nice distro, looks terrific, lots of good tools. Downside: no wireless. It did get the video right, though.

Debian : You would think this one would be great. Alas, it was not to be. The X server died a horrible death, despite identifying the weird resolution correctly. Never got to find out about the wireless.

Dreamlinux : No wireless, bad 800x600 video and really bad control panel. No sir. Didn't like it one bit.

Damn Small Linux : Damn Ugly Linux, if you ask me. Oh, and no wireless.

eLive : Imagine being smacked on the head several times before waking up in faeryland. This is what eLive looks like. About 90% of the processor went to making the wallpaper twinkle. And the control panel? It's like a bad Japanese video game without any translation. Also, when you install it, it makes your computer its bitch. Where's the effing OFF SWITCH?!?

Foresight : Got the NetBook edition. It is not a Live CD, but an installer. Install failed, boot failed, this Linux failed.

GoblinX Micro : Another Slackware derivative, I believe. CD failed boot.

Gobo Linux : They have the nice idea of packaging all of the programs so they are all in their own little sandbox on the hard drive. In a way, this is quite nice--all your config files are right next to the program and not spread out in 17 different random folders. How do they solve it? An metric buttload of links. Installed fine, but had KDE all over the freaking place. I had to look at the font through a telescope the wrong way around to make it small enough to read. Bad video and no wireless.

gOS : It's not just green, it's HOLY SHIT! IT'S FUCKING GREEN!!! After you get the green off your screen, you find a very nice look, a good selection of programs and, because it's Ubuntu-based, no wireless.

Kuki : They say it's pronounced "cookie". I'll believe them. Still in alpha, it looks promising. It is Ubuntu, but modded and packaged for the Aspire One and should fix all the specific hardware issues, including the wireless. Right now, it boots okay, but I will wait for a good working beta before I try it again.

Lunar : A Slackware derivative. I have to be honest here: the install was too fussy for me to handle and I skipped out on it. You need to be a Linux tweaker to handle this one.

Mint: Failed to boot the CD. Oh well. It looked promising.

NimbleX : You can assemble your own Live CD on line and download it. Unfortunately, the CD failed to boot.

openSUSE : More effing green. I suppose it's better than the ubiquitous blue. No wireless. And strangely enough, while it got the rez right at 1024x600, it got the DPI wrong and I had to fish below the screen to find the control panel. No amount of fiddling could get the whole desktop to fit on the screen.

Slax : Live CD failed boot.

SliTaz : A very cool distro with a good set of tools included. The author has put a lot of work into this and it shows. I would recommend it, although not for the Acer. Not only is there no wireless (wireless-tools is not installed by default), you can't get them because there is no matching driver for the Ethernet card. I guess that's one way to slim down to a less-than 30MB install CD. Too bad.

Sorceror : Looks to be a very fun and geeky distro. It has a few quirks. I had to manually mount the CD during install, even though I was booted off of it. Its menu driven, but the menus are kind of disjointed and don't follow a good flow, which marred my experience in tryiong to install it. Ultimately, I think I misconfigured the install, but if you are über-geeky, this is the one to get!

SymphonyOS : No wireless. Looks like crap.

Wolvix Cub : No wireless. Otherwise, a nice little standard distro.

Zenwalk : Failed install.

And now we come to the three big winners in this week's competition. As second runner-up, we have:

Puppy Linux : Some kind soul produced an Aspire One version of Puppy, fixing video and wireless and this was the first one I was able to successfully install with no hacking. It has problems though. There are a dearth of standard downloadable packages and you have to resort to hunting about the community to find someone who has compiled the package you want. Also, like a Puppy, this thing never shuts the fuck up. It yammers at you constantly. Open a window, get a page of text to read. Open a program, get a page of text to read. Click on the wrong thing--well, you get the picture. I would only recommend this this to those who are new with Linux and want to poke around a bit to see what's under the hood. It easily installs to a USB key and can be booted to without messing with your internal drive.

Mandriva One : Very good looking distro and everything worked on install, for the most part. It comes in KDE and Gnome flavors. I would recommend it to others, but it just wasn't me.

Fedora 10 : No surprise here for the winner. Linpus is based on a Fedora 8, which is about to go end-of-life here pretty soon. Everything works great, out-of-the-box, here except the little blinky light for the wireless, but no biggy. I think it can be enabled with a little hack to a config file. I just haven't tried it yet. While it comes with Abiword and Gnumeric, I removed them and added OpenOffice. I also heavily modified the desktop to my taste, but had to install gconf to gain access to a couple of tweaks, like losing the desktop icons. I hate clutter on the desktop, which is part of what made Linpus so unbearable. I like it so much so far that I do not think I will be putting Windows back on, unless it is in emulation with Virtual Box.
Personality Test
Sat 24 November 2007
05:08:13

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 26%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Indie |||||||||||||||| 65%
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The New Digs
Wed 15 August 2007
15:45:14

I've been in my new yard-free condo for almost a year now and am enjoying it immensely. After I sold my house and all the horrific problems included with it, I dropped 20 pounds without trying. (Now if I could find what's causing the other 30 pounds, we'd be in business!)

I think it's time to have a house warming and invite all two of my friends over (you know who you are guys! Love you!)